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😂😄watching black Jesus

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

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scxndal:

Follow me pwetty pwease😓😋😇

moviemeatloaf:

dear-travis:

kenyatta:

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

Grover bits were always the best.

(Source: gameraboy, via site-not-found)

amongtombstones:

This case is like nothing he’s seen before. Liam Neeson is PI Matt Scudder in A Walk Among the Tombstones. Watch the trailer.

crunchier:

me at a funeral tbh

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Drunk white girls the only way I get my dick sucked

coffeeandcastiel:

whosthisdouchefag:

do you think this is a fucking game

(Source: lilwildspark, via sablix)

hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

(Source: psycologics, via tinychatting)

bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

(Source: heteroh, via punktrolls)

grinderman2:

share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world

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tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

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